A Georgia woman is in an ICU recovering area after having her left breast removed due to a brown recluse spider bite. The victim first noticed small, painful lumps on her breast on Easter Sunday but did not choose to go to a doctor until the following Friday, AFTER her breast had turned black and was so swollen she couldn't even get that bad boy in her brazier. She found out after being in an 11 day coma that her breast had to be removed. Ok, few things with this story bothered me right from the start:
1)Firt off, if you have PAINFUL lumps on your breasts, you might wanna consider having that looked at. After all, we only have one pair, if these puppies malfunction, upgrades can be expensive...
2) If your tit starts swelling and turning black, GET YOUR ASS TO THE HOSPITAL! Do not pass go, do not collect $200, just get to a friggin' doctor for Christ's sake. Having any limb turn black is BAD, but again, when it comes to the twins, try to be EXTRA cautious.
3) And lastly, I think that I shall be even more paranoid now, seeing as my apartment just got sprayed for a Black Widow infestation O.o
I really hated spiders before, but now that I know that they love to destroy the Ta-ta's, I REALLY hate them now.... Damn evil spiders! I shall smite thee!!!! Grrrr...
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