And here we go again...

You know, normally I bitch and rant and complain when someone pisses me off, but this time I decided that a rant will just not do... This time is different. This time I am not mad, just simply hurt... I have lost people in my life before, but frankly I never get use to it... Especially when you THINK you know a person, and they turn on you. I have had too many people in the past just drop me because I was not what THEY wanted me to be or because I was different from the “norm”.

This gets really, REALLY tiresome after awhile... Eventually you start to believe that maybe they are right. Maybe there IS something wrong with you. But I have to stop and ask these people, what in your SKEWED mind makes someone normal? Just because I don’t fit the cookie cutter mold of “the acceptable woman of today” DOESN’T mean there is ANYTHING wrong with ME!!! I know who I am, I know what I believe and hold dear, and frankly, I love who I have become. I may not be “perfect” to you, but guess what, I would rather be imperfect. At least then I know I am human, that I can feel pain and love and hope and happiness... What are you left with? An empty shell of perfection, devoid of anything real? Perfection is overrated if you ask me. I would rather surround myself with MILLIONS of imperfect people then be around just one person like you...

Stupid bitches make me homicidal...

You know what I REALLY hate? Stupid, self-centered bitches who think they are all that and a freaking bag of fritos... You know the ones, the whores who will screw anything with a pulse because it makes them feel "empowered" as a woman or the ones who think they are SO much better and prettier then everyone else when in all actuality Janet Reno has more sex appeal then they do.

You can think you are the Mona Lisa all you want but do you wanna know what I think? I think you are sad excuse for a human being and I will personally laugh my ass off when everyone sees you as the disease ridden sperm dumpster that you really are... I would rather have used hypodermic needles jammed under my fingernails then to ever have to deal with your sorry ass again... You have the mental capacity of a dead hamster, the personality of a brick wall, and frankly, you look like Rocky Balboa after going 15 rounds with Apollo Creed...

You can think you are better then me, and hell, everyone else for that matter, but you're not. You bring shame to all REAL woman out there and I would personally love to see you dropped off the side of a boat into crocodile infested waters but I don't think the crocodiles did anything to have to endure that kind of punishment...

Please, do me and the rest of the world a favor, and go fucking die already...

Why life needs a spellcheck button X-D

Apparently I was the only one who noticed this ^-^

Why must people be stupid???

Sometimes I really don't understand some of the moronic people who take us space on our increasingly overcrowded planet. People who steal, cheat, stab you in the back, you know, general F*&%TARDS... I recently came into contact with one such abomination to our entire race.

This was a person I genuinely trusted, who I held in high regard as a fellow comrade in the fight against the idiocracy that this world offers. However, I was SORELY mistaken. This person was nothing more then a Benedict Arnold in sheep's clothing. This person KNOWS I trusted them and they took that trust and beat me with it like I was Tiger Woods.

This person made me realize that I gave too many people the benefit of the doubt. I took everyone at face value, because with me, what you see is what you get. No substitutes, or artificial sweeteners. I will not dumb myself or my beliefs down to sugarcoat who I am to the world. And I will no longer be the trusting type. If you want me to trust you, prove to me that you deserve it. Don't go around your daily lives screwing over more people then Jay Leno has.

And to the person who decided to shatter my belief in the good of all mankind:

I have purposely neglected to say EXACTLY what was done, just simply for the fact that I am a better person then you are. And while I will not say what you did to me, I will say this, F&*% with me... PLEASE! You will not see the outside of a jail cell for a minimum of 6 months. And know this, you may think you got off easy this time, but you better PRAY to whatever deity you worship that the next person you do this to is as big a person as me. Otherwise you will not only be laying in a pool of your own folly, but your own blood as well.

Holy Sweet Baby Jesus....

Ok, now I think I am sinking further and further into the Matrix. I am OBSESSED with iGoogle now and have decided to cross over to the "touch-screen" darkside and get a Droid... Not sure where the rabbit hole will lead, all I know is at least I will have my apps to keep me company along the way lol...

Have you ever wished you could just walk up to someone and stab them in the eye with a shrimp fork? I bet you do now ^-^

This is why I HATE spiders o_O

A Georgia woman is in an ICU recovering area after having her left breast removed due to a brown recluse spider bite. The victim first noticed small, painful lumps on her breast on Easter Sunday but did not choose to go to a doctor until the following Friday, AFTER her breast had turned black and was so swollen she couldn't even get that bad boy in her brazier. She found out after being in an 11 day coma that her breast had to be removed. Ok, few things with this story bothered me right from the start:

1)Firt off, if you have PAINFUL lumps on your breasts, you might wanna consider having that looked at. After all, we only have one pair, if these puppies malfunction, upgrades can be expensive...

2) If your tit starts swelling and turning black, GET YOUR ASS TO THE HOSPITAL! Do not pass go, do not collect $200, just get to a friggin' doctor for Christ's sake. Having any limb turn black is BAD, but again, when it comes to the twins, try to be EXTRA cautious.

3) And lastly, I think that I shall be even more paranoid now, seeing as my apartment just got sprayed for a Black Widow infestation O.o

I really hated spiders before, but now that I know that they love to destroy the Ta-ta's, I REALLY hate them now.... Damn evil spiders! I shall smite thee!!!! Grrrr...

Wow...

Really?! O_O

I really should start just mobile blogging. Most of the time when people PISS me off, I am usually driving though... What a dilemma o_O

Happy Fake Holiday made up by greedy corp fascists to enslave men into making woman fat on candy while raping their wallets to prove love.